Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Ears Hurt After Drinking Alcohol

quicksand

a

I would have, if not this general ... I had no ID it, yes, but he would have passed me, would have I can redirect the damn rocket. I know it was my idea, the radioactive waste into the sun to shoot, but all have endorsed it, too, Mr President. This should now be no excuse. But I'll pay for this shit alone. I will not be the scapegoat. The chances of it going wrong were one in 50 million. And the thousands of contaminated the failure of the evacuation plans are due. I could not imagine that these plans were at hand! As long as the Cold War is not over.

2


I would have, if this holiday would come between them, honey. I would have told you everything, everything. But I should you ruin your vacation by the beach I'll tell you Hasi, I vögl for one year to another? This week I would have confessed everything. Why she was wearing your pumps? She wanted to know everything about you. Also what kind of perfume you use. We were therefore in our marriage bed because her apartment is painted. You would have to say that you are used to cure your back. Yes, she was wearing your fishnets. Snap 'please, do not. How should I go to hell?

3

Uh, that can happen when flaming, dear viewer, but you do not need a fire extinguisher, just to pop the top down. Excuse me, now is also the milk ... ah, just still be saved, they see that is the charm of a live broadcast dear viewers, do not run away, Nadine, nice chop the onion further, this is not a major fire, like fire, the Faschingsdeko? In fact, direction, a fire extinguisher, I do not know who has the paper lanterns hung over the hearth, Director!, Fire extinguisher! ... This is no reason to cancel the show, ladies and viewers, they get their scallops floating in Käsesee. ..

4

I would have, if the decision would be so sacred. I could have said it all. But what if the big company for some reason fails? My Weimarianer had is torn the mouth.
Hoppala, but that was changed almost threw. "Driver? The man driving a bit more careful, "says What the firmament? Light cirrus clouds. A beautiful September day. And I, the painter Carmen, on the way to Rome. I can not quite grasp not always. Only this strange figure in the inn. I had the feeling that they are following me. But still. Who is calm, it shall be helped.

5

Uh, I was not the only one. All have encountered. There was screaming and scratching. Two have had her hair pulled. Stockings by 50 cents! Panties for a €! Some women are there to piranhas. She bumped into me, and I've pushed. Who could suspect because they bangs his head against the edge of the bargain bins? She lay on the ground, but they believe any of these screaming women would notice? It has not alleviated her. Only when the blood oozed from this laceration. Since you have looked stupid. She died, I did not want.


6

Uh, why this passage is like a Wikipedia article? And that seems to come from among them Shakespeare-Online? Well, I think this piece of lousy. Yes, King John is a miserable, confused piece. I was unable to read it yourself! It would have been, as I would have had to swallow five 300 gram bars of chocolate. Therefore, and the final 1 1 from the Epilogue of the book "Shakespeare for allegedly" taken over. How, sir, they do not know at all? I mean, because they always throw around with Shakespeare quotes. That was not meant to be spiteful. What failed? Why is that?


7

Uh, that would mean, of course, it gets colder, ahem, pardon. The rainfall will nichtsdestorotz pardon,, despite of course back, but clearly, those who think this weather is not to snot, hihi. Only in the Alps last flakes, otherwise bright and relatively dry. This has rhymed now, and besides, it is cold in the studio. They see it on my nipples. Faith they do not tell me that the weather is so excited, dear viewer, or the fact that millions love my naked tits, it's the cold, her nipples large and small penises makes, one can say that penises, hehe, they have a beautiful evening.

8

Uh, I would call it bad luck, sir. Yes. I know the planet is over. But he was not very far on. No, no manned space flight, they arrived just to its moon. How, indeed who is also out. Also, a molecular cloud in outer space. How? The connection is abysmal. Ah, how many. Six billion. Yes. All gone. Stupid story, I know. There is a need for clarification before giving the plenary. Can not cover up the affair. These are too many television waves in space. Yes. TV they had in 70 years. Radio longer still. The construction of the Hyper-Way will be continued.

end

Thursday, November 26, 2009

How Much Are The Movie At Silver City

HUHU!

Whence came "Huhu" what age he had, and what sex? He was manly. The age was indeterminate, between 50 and 70 Where he was from, did not Karl. Morning when the sun came up over the Kaiser mountains, he had run. All day he walked on the sidewalk in front of the nursing home where he lived, back and forth.
He used to give the passing cars characters. Some drivers slowed the speed irritated. The caretaker him sometimes stretched one. To get rid of garbage. For watering the lawn. For this he was praised. His vocabulary consisted of a handful of sounds. "Huhu" was his favorite sound. A geriatric nurse translated it: "Huhu" "? Fornication, which, Joseph fornication you are angry again,"
said Huhu
Karl turned from the window
He read two words together in his alphabet soup were today... it "pansy" and "vale of tears." The noodle letters came from a pack that had left the Elapsed. for how many months? "noodle letters ...", he mumbled, and the spoon clattered to the porcelain.
rising heat of the summer day.
Now he was sitting on the bike, up to the other city further up the valley. There lived the Elapsed and his small image, four years old. Stretchosen. The black shiny, wobbly buttocks of a cyclist in front of him. Harvest workers on the field of oppressive sun. He is halfway out of breath. He tears his clothes and jumps into the icy Ziller ...
For the remaining 30 kilometers, it takes the train. Excessive construction activity along the railway embankment.
Hall in the avenue.
Yes, the absurdly friendly street sweeper was there. He cleaned the alley, which was always perfectly clean. He made some signs. Today, he was eager to shake his hand. Karl she dug even deeper into his pockets. Past the loony bin. The inmates even had a miniature golf course. It was overgrown. Today, two were playing. One went suddenly with rapid steps to the hole, had struck the ball into the other, took him out, and stuffed it into his mouth. Then
swimming, with the small image, steel blue of the sky, the northern chain Sonnenglast. On the high, often winding slide. The heart of the little people drumming excitement. He has no fear. Father is there for. A fat guy who actually pulled the pants on the butt before he slipped. In order to gain speed. The image of the former lover returned. At dusk the train station, the youths in the small park. Glowing cigarettes. Cloud Tower and rain now. Rain line at the train window.
A cow trotting infinitely slow, on the most boring field of the world, through the rain to their tinny water trough. The yellow marks in both ears. He feels the yellow marks in his ears. He sees it in the ears of the man's left hand hygiene problem. He sees her face in the ears of the two giggling schoolgirls him.
home in his shop sees Karl out of the window. Huhu in the dark before the nursing home. Late suppliers. You do not know Huhu. Who threw himself in Herrenpose. They give out their rolling carts, Huhu pushes his "Huhu" show, and made paddling arm movements, which mean: "Hurry up, gemma, gemma work, faster. "
Suppliers pretend that they did not see him.
go quietly after their unloading, and Huhu, is an arrogant boss, here.
Huhu with hands on her hips.
The janitor comes.
"No, no, Joseph. That's fine. The've been doing this right. "
He takes him into it with him. An ambulance driving slowly. He is in no hurry. He transported a dead body. In front of the computer screen. "Bitchal91 has written back. You want to meet Charles. At the fortress, there was a concert tomorrow. Divine spark of joy. View outside. In the light cones of the lanterns, the rain drops. Tired to bed, just the news, a lightless clown is leaving the helm of the ship of state, the next is ready and a dream: Karl is the covered passage up fortress. It darkens, but all doors are open. Bullet holes in the wood. The last gate is closed. No tour, no "Bitchal91. Behind the gate sounds like work. Iron supports clink together. Then the loud "Hoe!" A worker, as if a second worker had not been paying attention. The moon lit up suddenly a giant. The zahnlückige, wrinkled head sits on a thick neck. It's a head like a tree trunk. It is "Huhu" and he cast stones down from the mountain, in the flow. High injected to the spray. The giant "Huhu" has yellow marks in the ears.

Fin

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Accuracy Of Cybex Arc

The Greens in the delivery room

The Greens in Kreisaal

What was so funny in this thing? I do not remember the joke and is floating on the viewing angle. The fact that he finally threw up, was funny in my eyes, and that his wife be called anything, everything! The most intimate secrets, they gave up their rants. In the delivery room. The none is in the hospital of this city (one that would in the Woody Allen fall asleep in three minutes), but rather a sober space with many common corners. Or that he finally on the poor Muslim started, when he happened to see how this baby was talking about his religious incantations, rather it is the mother for the first time in the hand was, that was funny. Pfleger they separated. Anyway, he was a Green Party politician locally tailored to the situation not grown nervous. The abuse of his wife giving birth had probably contributed to theirs. Exactly how matters stand with them, once again documenting men's abuse of the woman giving birth is all about, well, I think, since breaking a deeper gender hatred that may be as natural as the love between the sexes. Whatever the case, at the ear-splitting, final cry of a woman, as the offspring of Green slipped, I had to laugh. Marscha, my wife was in delivery room 2, and we both looked at each other. The midwife was just off, and Marscha and said: "shudder. You'll find this funny? The make is not soundproof. These midwives like me: you heard what she said earlier in my labor, "
Yes. Not so loud. "
" So a cow, eh? "
" Well, come on. After all, she's your midwife. "
Yes. But her brutal face. "
Yes. She is not unattractive. She looks so brutal that it has almost pretty again. "
" I hope you're laughing at me. "
" No. Except you insult me. "
And she has it really been called all that before?" Marscha asked interested.
"When I come to tell you so. I could only hear muffled by the door outside. But it sounded like ass, and flat wanker, impotent pig. "
Marscha shook his head.
"When has said the midwife, when acts of labor resources?"
"In 30 minutes. Mind if I disappear for a cup of coffee? "
" No, no. Go home. "
" If it starts earlier. I got the phone. "
Marscha nodded.
I stood with my coffee cup at the entrance. It was earlier 2 clock, and a gentle breeze cooled my face. Suddenly dashed approached the patrol car. He stopped with screeching tires, and paramedics unloaded a stretcher, with the Green! He looked bad from trimmed. Where did he come from? Now I saw the blue lights above the circular movement of something new. Since there had been a Verkehrsumfall. Was that an overturned truck? Within a few seconds I was at the scene. A wheel was on the road. The truck was carrying kohlrabi, they were everywhere. A thick Turkish woman with colorful headscarf was calmly while to grab some cabbage in a plastic bag. A traffic warden told her kindly that it would not now.
A Gaffer said to another: "Yes. Any such crazy cyclist in the rain poncho. He cried something and suddenly drove in a serpentine line. If the truck driver would not have panned the tax, he would now be flat, "said
Another Gaffer". Yes. He is said to have shouted: I need a haircut. I need a haircut "
A third:" Probably drugs. Only drug addicts lead so on. "
I grinned and sprinted back because important imminent.
Before the delivery room were one, two nurses. One just said, not without a touch of guilt in his voice: "... a few injuries. The truck driver nothing happened. And I tell him yet, he should first ride home, and sleep. His wife was also for it. "
" What he has called his wife once everything? "
" bastard, wanker flat, codger. Impotent pig. "
" impotent pig? Arg ", the other
said" Yes-arg ", concluded the first.
I laughed, I summarized the sisters nodded seriously, and went into the delivery room number two.