"Damned," cursed the Americans than us, the rental car somewhere in no man's land between Palma and "what I know" absoff.
When was he drowned. I am familiar with cars is not, especially if they come from a dubious car hire, whose head weighs 200 kg.
The American had immediately turned back and muttered something like the "abomination" was sounded. I
meat avalanche had stopped.
"20 € is' n bit much for the carts, which they offer, no? "
The man laughed and meant, in broken German, which may be, but if our mood correctly, we could also use some fine, which he had opened the lid of a ring who sat on his sausage-like middle finger, and a white powder had spilled onto his desk.
"Man, oh man ... but we are not on coke" had told me.
At the word coke had the Americans, who still had not been out of earshot, turned back.
"Isse no coke ... isse fungi brain change ... ..."
"Spitzkegelige Bald heads? "
" Uh? "
" mushrooms? "
The plump face of Dick had blasted. "Say yes, yes ... so ... so you say German ..." The Americans only
station had understood.
By chance I had become his drinking buddy. Know we had, as we had been fighting together against three locals.
This morning he had been suddenly in a hurry to get to a certain point on the North Coast. Before the storm, which announced itself, would sweep over Mallorca. There would be a sunken boat. He had to dive down there and get something out of the cabin, he had declared. We were at the car rental gelatscht.
"I pay the cart", I said to the thickness. "And 20 G of this powder. If it's crap, we sink your car in the sea. "
" Oh it well ... it sucks ... nothing. 20 cars, the powder ... 50 ... "
I had leafed through the bills towards him.
Now, 40 minutes and 3 grams of powder later, drank from the fucking cart. The Americans let it roll while I risked a glance at the black sky.
any time it could start pouring.
"Let's walk." Said the American, and I felt my skin crawling directly spotted among thousands of colorful beetles.
"Is it far from here?"
"The boat? No. ".
" How do you know where exactly it is? I mean it is under water. "
" The mast will show me the way. "
" fattening? Ah ... the poles ... which is above the water. All right. I understand. When ah uh ... when did the boat sunk? "
" Two days ago. "
More did not the Americans, who now occasionally turned into a lizard, he decided there was before me. The stuff of the fat was good.
Very good: a powerful Gehdrang combined with a forced smile came over me. I passed the upright walking lizard that suddenly turns made.
"Hey, where do you go?" I said and stopped. Since I could not stand still but I quickly went in circles.
The answer was not long in coming. The lizard won the half-full gas cans, the thickness of us had been on their way out of the trunk and poured the cart. She did a yard and threw a match.
The car went up in flames, and I decided that my number one here was too large. The lizard was probably from the CIA and that made no faxing.
I would drop me off at a favorable opportunity.
At that moment, the lizard was just about to turn into the Americans back, it started to pour huge at. The fire was extinguished.
The car was charred ... no more. What would be the thickness for the wheelbarrow ask? 1000? No matter. In view of the fact that he dealt, I could act it down safely. Then the holiday was just a week earlier to end. The Mallorca. Not in my brain. Because I still thought it to buy some of this powder, that more new features revealed.
cursing the Americans went past me.
I followed him, laughing. I laughed and laughed. I hope he took it personally
The American, whose face now lacks the lion from the Wizard of Oz "was like, all the lions that courage came up to me and missed me a resounding Slap. I laughed and went blank.
I woke up in the bungalow of the American. Two chicks were sitting across from me and grinned. I knew her. The American, and I had flirted with them the day before. "Mansfield is back to the U.S.," said one. "He says he would have paid the rental car. And we can use the bungalow. He is currently rented for three days. "I sat bolt upright, and pure joy came over me.
Bin Mädls right back, "I said, jumping up. The miracle powder I had left.
In the supermarket I bought three bottles of vodka, pegs, silver packing tape, and two monstrous cucumbers.
That would be three horny monkey days.
Fin
